The 7 best jokes about garden gnomes, schoolboy humor

Garden gnomes, those little creatures, are always the butt of bad jokes.

The reason? They have a personality and a sometimes very particular physique.

So there are plenty of jokes about garden gnomes and they are (almost) always funny. Discover the seven best jokes about garden gnomes here.

1. Joke about the garden gnome who lost his hat

A garden gnome is in a customer's garden. There is a huge hat on the gnome's head and he is basking in the sun.

A young girl from the neighborhood passes by and asks the dwarf: "Oh! what are you doing?"

He replies: "I'm taking a few days off, it's the rainy season."

The girl: "You're a garden gnome and you're taking a vacation?"

The dwarf: "Yes, it's the garden gnomes' holidays..."

The girl: "You're not really a garden gnome, is that a costume you're wearing?"

The dwarf: "No, no, I am indeed a garden gnome."

The girl: "If you're an outdoor dwarf, why don't you work?"

The dwarf: "It's just that... I'm on vacation..."

The girl: "Are you on vacation?"

The dwarf: "Yes, I'm on paid leave..."

The girl: "Paid by whom?"

The dwarf: "Through flowers and animals, they do my work for 2 days a year."

The girl: "Is this new?"

The dwarf: "It's since this year, I've been trying new things"

The girl: "And your employer agrees?"

The Dwarf: "Actually, I didn't ask him..."

The girl: "The employer is my father and he doesn't take his hat off to you, so he decided to take yours."

The dwarf: "I don't agree!"

The girl: "Too bad for you, and anyway, since your hair is dirty, it will force you to wash it!"

The Dwarf: "It's a far-fetched story."

The girl: "No, it's a story pulled out of your hat."

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2. Joke about the garden gnome who went shopping

A garden gnome went shopping with only one euro in his pocket.

He wanted to buy some potatoes, and went to the checkout.

The cashier asks him:

- How much ?

- Only one, answers the garden gnome.

- I ask you how much you want of a single potato?

- One euro.

- Don't think about it, a potato isn't worth a euro!

- Then let me buy several!

The garden gnome, not knowing what to answer to this question, returns home to ask his wife for advice and tells her about his mishap.

- He asked me how much I wanted for a single potato, and when I said one euro, he told me it wasn't worth one euro.

- And what did you answer then?

- I told him I wanted to buy several, and he told me I hadn't thought about it.

- That's what I'm saying, he doesn't know how to add one and one!

- What does that mean?

- You're stupid, what do you want him to mean?

- Forget it, darling, I've had a little too much to drink...

3. The story of the garden gnome in the café

It was a garden gnome who entered a café: he was very thirsty.

The dwarf approached the counter which was very high. So he did not see the person who was serving.

So he shouts:

– I want a coffee! …

(no response)

He tries to jump as high as possible (tell the joke imitating a dwarf

jumping...)

– I want a coffee!

- I want a coffee!

…

(No response)

This time he had had enough. He went around the counter and on the other side he noticed that there was another dwarf who was also jumping saying:

– Tight or elongated? ?!

– Tight or elongated? ?!

4. The garden gnome in the toilet joke

A giant and a dwarf are at the urinal.

The dwarf kept winking at the giant.

The giant, feeling uncomfortable, asked the dwarf if he was homosexual.

The outdoor gnome said no, but it splashed in my face!

5. Joke about garden gnomes going to work

3 dwarves go to the mine

They cross the forest, it's the shortest path.

That's normal: they are dwarves.

The first requires a shovel.

The second one picks up the pickaxe.

He takes the lead!

6. The Not-So-Famous Garden Gnome Joke

What is an unidentified dwarf?

– A famous dwarf.

If you want to discover it in more detail, you can see the Garden Gnome Watering

7. Jokes not to tell to garden gnomes

And finally, a very good joke not to tell to garden gnomes.

What is a badly behaved garden gnome?

A polite dwarf!

There are many more outdoor gnome jokes that you can discover for yourself.

8. Bonus Jokes About Garden Gnomes

What is a police garden gnome?

A naive inspector!

What is a garden gnome who works at the post office?

A dwarfposter!

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